…for the spam ad links at the top of the home page. I’m unclear if it was because some service my wordpress theme used to provide was taken over by enterprising assholes, or if something even sketchier was going on. Regardless, I’m not in the business of peddling Viagra. Rest assured, if I wanted to sell you Viagra I wouldn’t try something so obvious. You’d wake up in the middle of the night suffering from crippling erections, my ninja sales powers only the faintest memory. Even women everywhere would suddenly suffer from headache, facial flushing, and upset stomach. That’s what my subtle charisma would wreak on the world: an ocean of mild side effects and a fond nostalgia for a near forgotten past of flaccid male genitalia.
So yeah. Sorry for the stupid ad links.